Yubi, Yub eee chop nub!!
- Walmart is giving away free samples of Dove Men’s Care body wash. Sign up quick! After all, a body wash doesn’t really care if it’s being used on a male or female body.
- Starting at 12 noon ET TODAY (yup, April 1st 2010), the first 1000 to visit this Natural Instincts’ page will get their own box free box of Natural Instincts hair color.
And after extensive research, I’ve decided to add a new option here at Bionic Beauty. Well, it really isn’t an option, but it should make for entertaining reading. All freebie articles from here out will be written in the native language of the Ewoks from Endor. Yub, yub wakka!!
Also please visit the right sidebar of Bionic Beauty, I’ve launched a new poll and would LOVE to hear your thoughts! I really, REALLY need your help with this… See, I’ve had a few guys propose in the past few weeks, and I owe at least one of them an answer. So I’m turning the decision over to my faithful readers. Too many men, so little time…

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Personally, I prefer the Wookie language. Love that Chewbacca. Great idea for posting in Ewok lingo, though. Why NOT be different?
I feel so un-hip — I have no idea who the last three guys are in your new poll! So, as for whose marriage proposal you should accept? Why not Mr. Pattinson’s? (I responded on the poll — just gabbin’ on here as well.)
I had some trouble with my own vote going through… lol!
Here’s the breakdown for those who don’t know who the potential guys are:
Rob Pattinson- aka Edward Cullen in Twilight, aka Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire.
Ian Somerhalder – he’s been in a LOT of things including Lost for a bit. Now he’s the “bad” brother vampire in The Vampire Diaries, pics here.
Carlos Oliviera – Character from the Resident Evil games and movies. Played by Oded Fehr (who was also in The Mummy)… Picture of him in RE here.
JJ Abrams – Director of my favorite movies & TV shows including Alias, MI:3, Cloverfield and the new Star Trek. I know people say they are big fans of people, but I honestly believe I’m one of his biggest fans. Here are pics of Jbrams.
So now we all have pictures to go with the names. Oh, and feel free to share your fantasy engagements in the comments below too. I already know one of Tashi’s!
My others would be Peter Berg (director & actor- he was in Aspen Extreme, Chicago Hope, Alias, & made Very Bad Things, Friday Night Lights and The Kingdom); Michael Vartan (although he *apparently* didn’t get the memo that I am single and is now engaged. Grrr!); and Barrett Jackman (hockey player for the St. Louis Blues. Also married, and I am *so* NOT going there.).
Who else wants to share?
Gee, WHO could you possibly be referring to, regarding one of my “fantasy engagements”?
Well, all I can say is, this is the last season of “24″, so “Jack Bauer” will finally be able to settle down. He needs a much calmer lifestyle. And I can forget about Derek Jeter — dude got engaged! Grrrr. Ah, well. I wish them the best!
I wonder if they’re registered at Target…. ROFL
Barrett Jackman? Any relation to Hugh?
Oooh, I need to look at those pix. Thanks for the explanations!
JJ, hands down. Imagine where else he’s that creative!!! Plus you can convince him to make a show staring all these potential husbands. What more could a girl want?
Ooo, excellent point Tara!! Can I play a spy? Like Sydney Bristow? I mean, while we are all dreaming here, might as well shoot for the moon.
I take that back — my vote for your new poll didn’t go through. Guess I’ll try again later. Good luck in choosing!! Many years of bliss to ya, whomever is the lucky guy, Jami.
I am with ya on Robert Pattinson and Ian Somerhalder.. I follow him of twitter!
If I could type/ spell today that might prove helpful!
LOL! I knew what you meant. I follow Ian on there too. hubba hubba.
I thought of one more “fantasy engagement” — Charlie Rivera Masso, who used to be in the Puerto Rican group, Menudo 20+ years ago (coincidentally, alongside Ricky Martin for a while). I met him once, about 20 years back. *sigh!!*
I’ve seen him online in more recent years, and he’s gotten even more attractive with age (I think he’s in his late 30s, early 40s now.). He was a big crush of mine for a phase. Ah, memories….
sorry I am just visiting. his conten interesting. I like .. keep posting ok
Hi Garden, Welcome to Bionic Beauty! I will certainly keep posting articles. I hope to see you around the blog in the future!
Cheers,
Jami
Why marry anyone?
Flirt with many, marry none.
At some point though I suppose you’ll want to settle down, but stay away from vamps… Remember what happened to Bella in book 4 (Twilight)?
Good point Susanna!
I second that! LOL
I had heard of that saying, but forgot all about it.